alcohol and booty calls

fuck love i’m havin me a good day

Tue, 13 Nov 2012 01:03:47 -0500

fuck love i’m havin me a good day

lexiconophilia: all 46 excuses on my friends wall, 1. i was...

Fri, 24 Aug 2012 19:33:40 -0400

all 46 excuses on my friends wall,

1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow

2. we can’t all be usain bolt

3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late”

4. i had pe first period do you blame me

5. i really, really didn’t want to sing

6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates

7. you can’t tell me how to live my life

8. #YOLO

9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic

10. there was a freak yachting accident

11. i am a fucking retard

12. this is just for my wall

13. do you even read these

14. “it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop”

15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction

16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight

17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn’t leave and let her win

18. traffic jammy jammy jam

19. how can i go to school when alex turner

20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her

21. i was sticking it to the man

22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity

23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and to be continued

24. part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset

25. my meth lab caught fire

26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be

27. i was sad

28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely

29. i had beat my younger brother for saying “swag”

30. i had to travel back to the 1950’s to ensure my birth

31. 2 kool 4 scool

32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen

33. i tried

34. i’m sorry i’m late

it’s not my fault

my auntie was killed

and i joined a cult

35. a haiku about lateness:

late late late late late

late late late late late late late

late late late late late

36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking

37. i was fashionably late

38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg

39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me

40. do

41. you

42. even

43. read

44. these

45. i was fighting al qaeda

46. traffic

she’s my Queen and i aint even British, she’s the...

Fri, 24 Aug 2012 16:13:19 -0400

she’s my Queen and i aint even British, she’s the only reason that i go to school and i’m gonna finish. She told me that i had talent. Got on her knees and prayed for me when i started being violent. She saw something in me that till this day i don’t know if i can be that…. But ima die trying. (Taken with Instagram)

forget me not………

Sat, 11 Aug 2012 14:38:13 -0400

forget me not………

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Sun, 01 Jul 2012 22:24:10 -0400

diamonds are forever

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 11:25:30 -0400

diamonds are forever

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Sat, 28 Apr 2012 21:52:12 -0400

pleatedjeans: @jimgaffigan

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 21:19:52 -0400

pleatedjeans:

@jimgaffigan

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Mon, 23 Apr 2012 16:03:46 -0400

lp0mx: girls, just wanna have fun.

Mon, 02 Apr 2012 23:48:06 -0400

lp0mx:

girls, just wanna have fun.

who made the mix on your tumblr

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 23:21:26 -0400

i don’t fuxs wid anons but since its promoting her, my older sister Deidre did.. she’s really good and she has much more.. her tumblr is http://deidrebeaumont.tumblr.com/

bring me down

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 23:17:38 -0400

bring me down

your picture is super hot even though people say its out dated and not cool to put up peace signs, you can pull it off god damn

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 23:11:03 -0400

i don’t fuxs wid anons.

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Mon, 26 Mar 2012 20:51:40 -0400

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Thu, 22 Mar 2012 23:53:28 -0400

doing this to piss you off, if you really didnt like anons you wouldnt answer

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 23:39:55 -0400

youre prolly ugly anyways i’ll fly ur head

hello hot stuff :3

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 23:38:56 -0400

hey sexy

hi elizabeth

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 23:38:46 -0400

hey babybooooooooooooooooooooooooooy

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Mon, 19 Mar 2012 23:38:33 -0400

i know you replied to the other people saying you hate anonymous but i go to your school and i don't want to look dess but i think you're so cuteand funny especially in science class

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 23:35:31 -0400

dont fuxs wid ANONS